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Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Dear Talk Warriors,
The Dickie Richards podcast is now in full operation. You should expect at least one new Dickie Richards entry by Friday or Saturday of each week.
Some people have asked for Moshe to resume Live From Mt. Sinai. While I will concede that LFMS had more heart than Dickie Richards, despite how much better the Dickie Richards production values are, it made poor Moshe miserable. It reminded Moshe of a woman that used to fuck him when she was in the mood -- and it wasn't even good sex -- or even mediocre sex -- it was crappy sex -- but not ordinary crappy sex -- it was crappy sex so bad that you wouldn't even wish it upon your worst enemy. This woman was downright domineering and pissy, and poor Moshe had to put up with all this pussy-whip bullshit. And this woman fucked other men too. She was a multiple sex partner type of girl (You couldn't use the word "girl" in front of her if you were referring to a female over the age of three or she'd have a fucking wig-out because they were WOMEN!) Finally the woman found a boyfriend in some airport terminal or bus depot (I don't remember) and that was that for Moshe's pathetic and infrequent sex escapades with the evil one. And she had no ass. Moshe's not exaggerating. Moshe would go to grab a piece of ass and come up with a handful of air. It was awful. And she sported a goatee too. The facial hair literally gave poor Moshe nightmares. It was just horrible. Why did he subject himself to that shit? SHE JUST WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT! No woman is.
Well, to make a long story short, Moshe got no respect from this evil woman, just like he got no respect from LFMS fans. The show failed because you -- the shithead audience of LFMS didn't spread the word about the show and very few people downloaded it. You didn't show Moshe respect. You treated him like some kinda disposable man-meat, like Moshe's evil woman. And she was never even technically his "woman," because you see she was too busy fucking other men she found in bus terminals. The rotten bitch. She was an asshole just like you!
Awful Podcast Showcase was also cancelled after only 3 shows because you showed it no respect.
So next time you want a show to stay on the air at TalkWarrior.com, maybe you'll show it a little respect. And you'll kiss Dickie's fucking ass, ya lousy fucks.
# posted by Dickie : 7:07 AM
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