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Salma Hayek imposter posing on the red carpet

Thursday, May 12, 2005

While the woman in the photo below may look like Salma Hayek, this is not Salma Hayek, it is an imposter. Salma Hayek does not have freakishly large breasts. The investigative reporting team at TalkWarrior.com has uncovered that the person in the photo is really a member of a space alien race with freakishly large breasts who, for reasons which have yet to be uncovered, has abducted Ms. Hayek and recruited a space-alien imposter to pose as her.

that girl is hot though

# posted by Justin Timberlake : 4:25 PM EDT

i would bang the hell out of dat imposter

# posted by Justin Timberlake : 4:25 PM EDT

I would not have sex with this space alien. Who knows what kind of horrible sexually transmitted diseases lurk in space.

# posted by Dickie : 4:45 PM EDT

I love Salma Hayek and I want to protect her.. at least that's what I call it.

# posted by Upstart Radio America : 10:57 PM EDT

If you love her so much, then rescue her from her alien abductors.

# posted by Dickie : 11:26 PM EDT