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Friday, February 18, 2005
Don't be fooled by this man's monkey-like features, or the fact that he appears to be hanging onto a branch. This happens to be a Bontangian Woolerbee, a member of one of the most advanced extra-terrestrial species in the cosmos. When earthlings were first learning how to make fire, Woolerbees were using advanced particle physics to project themselves to other dimensions. This particular Woolerbee happens to have two doctorates in theoretical physics, one in medicine, and an honorary degree in Andromeda Literture from Andromeda Galexy University.
I happen to be the eternal (yes we appoint chanellors not for lifetime but for eternity)chancellor of Andromeda galaxy university , but i don't remember awarding doctorate to this guy. Actually the reporter might have mistaken him for some media moghuls, a rare subspecies of homosapiens who fool people by catering what they call news. This rare subspecies is noted for thier monkey like features , which evolutionists believe ,are a case of retro evolution in which an advanced species acquire features of precedent species .
# posted by Dickie : 4:31 AM
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